Riding in the car, Beau sees a tractor...
Beau: "Look mama! A Tractor!"
Mom: "Yep. I see it."
Beau: "Poppy has a tractor."
Mom: "Yes... Poppy has 3 tractors and 2 combines."
Beau: "Poppy has green tractors."
Mom: "Yes."
Beau: "Red tractors are dirty! dirty! dirty! Green tractors are cleeeean!"
Bubbles outside...
Beau: "Mom, you open dis?" (bottle of bubbles).
Mom: "No. You already have two open."
Beau: "Mom. Jesus said to open dis, and Jesus said to listen and obey Beau!"
Hmmm...I'm not sure he's retaining the right information in Sunday School.
Beau was taking a shower...
Jerrod: "Beau, did you toot?"
Beau: "Um...No."
Jerrod: "It smells like you tooted.
Beau: "Oh! You're right. Excuse me."
Beau: "Mama!! I have the pickups!" (aka...hiccups)
Conversations with Beau will be continued...