Thursday, May 30, 2013

Conversations with Beau...

Riding in the car, Beau sees a tractor...
Beau: "Look mama!  A Tractor!"
Mom: "Yep.  I see it."
Beau: "Poppy has a tractor."
Mom: "Yes... Poppy has 3 tractors and 2 combines."
Beau:  "Poppy has green tractors."
Mom:  "Yes."
Beau:  "Red tractors are dirty! dirty! dirty!  Green tractors are cleeeean!"



Bubbles outside...
Beau:  "Mom, you open dis?" (bottle of bubbles).
Mom:  "No.  You already have two open."
Beau:  "Mom.  Jesus said to open dis, and Jesus said to listen and obey Beau!"

Hmmm...I'm not sure he's retaining the right information in Sunday School.



Beau was taking a shower...
Jerrod:  "Beau, did you toot?"
Beau:  "Um...No."
Jerrod: "It smells like you tooted.
Beau:  "Oh!  You're right.  Excuse me."



Beau:  "Mama!!  I have the pickups!" (aka...hiccups)



Conversations with Beau will be continued...