My Toothbrush...

Mom: "Hey Beau.  Where did your toothbrush go?"

Beau:  "Umm...What toothbrush?"

Mom: "The one you were carrying around."

Beau:  "Oh! THAT toothbrush!  It's down there..."

Beau:  "It's not my fault!"  You told dad to fix the drain cover a month ago!"